----I'm a girl, so I must be weak.~~
I'm a girl, so I must be into guys.
I'm a girl, so I can't play sports.
----I'm a girl, so I can't get tattoos/piercings or I'll look trashy or ugly.~~
----I'm a girl, so I must like only pop music.~~
I'm a girl, so I can't be good at math or science.
----I have short hair, so I must be a lesbian.~~
----I have short hair, so I must be trying to look like a guy.~~
----I have short hair, so I must not care about my appearance.~~
----I have short hair, so I must be trying to make a statement.~~
I'm blond, so I must be dumb.
I dyed my hair blond, so I must be a wannabe popular girl.
----I wear glasses, so I must be a nerd.~~
----I wear glasses, so I must be smart.~~
I wear skirts, so I must be a slut.
----I've had sex, so I must be a slut.~~
I have a tattoo on my lower back, so I must be trashy.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm German, so I must have blue eyes and blond hair.
I'm Italian, so I must be hairy.
I'm Italian, so I must go overboard with Italian pride.
I'm Italian, so I must like pizza and pasta.
I'm Asian, so I must get good grades.
I'm Asian, so I must have a funny accent.
I'm Asian, so I must like anime and manga.
I'm Native American, so I must live on a reservation.
I'm Mexican, so I must be an immigrant.
I'm black, so I must live on welfare.
I'm black, so I must think everything is racist.
I'm black, so I must like rap.
I'm black, so I must drop out of school and have kids.
I'm black, so I must like Ed Hardy.
----I'm white, so I must be racist.~~
I'm white, so I must like rock.
----I'm white, so I must have everything easy.~~
----I'm pale, so I need to get a tan.~~
----I'm pale, so I must never go outside.~~
----I'm pale, so I must be unhealthy.~~
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must have not used protection.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be stupid.
I'm a teenage mom, so I probably have no future.
I have piercings, so I must be a rebel.
I have piercings, so my parents must not care about me.
I have piercings, so I must be trying to stand out.
----I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.~~
----I'm skinny, so I must not ever eat.~~
I'm skinny, so I must be bulimic.
I'm overweight, so I must be ugly.
I'm overweight, so I probably don't watch what I eat.
I'm overweight, so I must be lazy.
I have brown eyes, so they must be boring.
I'm tall, so I must be an amazon woman.
I'm tall, so I must not be able to wear heels.
I'm short, so I must be a midget.
----I'm short, so I should always wear platform shoes.~~
I have small boobs, so I must need implants.
I have small boobs, so I must be less attractive.
I have small boobs, so guys must not like me as much.
I have big boobs, so I must get all the guys.
I have big boobs, so I must need a reduction.
I have big boobs, so I must not be able to wear revealing clothing without being labeled a slut.
I have curly hair, so I must have to straighten it.
----I dress in all black, so I must be a goth.~~
I wear fishnets, so I must be a punk.
I wear Hollister, so I must be a mindless zombie.
----I wear jeans and a t-shirt, so I must have no style.~~
I have my belly button pierced, so I must be a slut.
I've never had a boyfriend/girlfriend, so I must be ugly.
I've never had a boyfriend/girlfriend, so I must be a jerk.
I'm under eighteen, so I must be immature and irresponsible.
----I don't have a job, so I must be lazy.~~
I get good grades, so I must not have a life.
----I get bad grades, so I must be stupid.~~
I'm a guy, so I must only want sex.
I'm a guy, so I must like beer, boobs, and cars.
I'm a guy, so I must always brag about the size of my penis.
----I'm a bitch sometimes, so I must always be on my period.~~
I'm horny a lot, so I must be a nymphomaniac.
I look at porn, so I must be a pervert.
----I shop at Hot Topic, so I must be a poser.~~
----I'm a Christian, so I must hate gays.~~
----I'm a Christian, so I must be perfect and good.~~
----I'm a Christian, so I must be brainwashed.~~
----I'm a Christian, so I must go to church all the time.~~
I'm a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a Muslim, so I must use violence to get my way.
I'm a Muslim, so I must want to force people to believe in my religion.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Jewish, so I must have a big nose.
I'm an Atheist, so I must have no morals.
I'm an Atheist, so I must be a sad, depressed person.
I'm an Atheist, so I must have a vendetta against a god and blame them for my life problems.
I'm an Atheist, so I must be a bad person.
I'm an Atheist, so I must be arrogant and always put down other people's religion.
I'm Indian, so I must be cheap.
I'm Indian, so I must be a Buddhist or Hindu.
My religion is polytheistic, so it must be mythical.
I'm Pagan, so I must study witchcraft and black magic.
I do witchcraft, so I must believe I can fly on broomsticks and make potions.
----I use hand sanitizer a lot, so I must be afraid of germs.~~
----I'm pro-choice, so I must be an evil baby killer.~~
----I'm pro-choice, so I must not care about children.~~
----I'm pro-choice, so I'll probably never have kids because I hate them so much.~~
----I'm pro-choice, so I must have had an abortion myself.~~
I'm pro-life, so I must hate women.
I'm pro-life, so I must want to punish women for having sex.
----I'm pro-gay marriage, so I must be gay myself.~~
I'm anti-gay marriage, so I must be a hateful, ignorant person.
----I'm a feminist, so I must hate men.~~
----I'm a feminist, so I must be a lesbian.~~
----I'm a feminist, so I must not wear makeup or dress in "girly" clothes.~~
I'm a liberal, so I must be crazy.
----I'm a liberal, so I must be loud and overly opinionated.~~
I'm a conservative, so I must be stuck in the past.
----I'm a girl, so I must want to be a housewife.~~
I'm a girl, so I must want to be a mother someday.
I smoke weed, so I must be a delinquent.
I smoke weed, so I must be lazy and won't amount to anything.
I smoke weed, so I probably do it all the time and have no other hobbies.
----I drink, so I must get drunk constantly.~~
----I drink, so I must do stupid things while I'm drunk.~~
----I drink, so I must party.~~
I'm straight edge, so I must be a pansy.
I'm straight edge, so I must be a party pooper.
----I wear peace signs and skinny jeans, so I must be trying to be trendy.~~
----I don't follow trends, so I must be trying to stand out.~~
I don't have an iPod, so I must be stuck in the past.
I dropped out of school, so I must be stupid.
I dropped out of school, so I must have no future.
I'm a transexual, so I must be creepy.
I cut/used to cut myself, so I must just want attention.
I'm confident with myself, so I must be conceited.
I wear thongs, so I must be a slut.
I don't wear makeup, so I must be lazy.
I don't wear makeup, so I must not care about my appearance.
I wear a lot of makeup, so I must think I'm ugly.
I wear a lot of makeup, so I must be insecure.








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mein herzschlag lässt den boden vibrieren,
ich hab nichts mehr zu verlieren.
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"Who breaks the thread, the one who pulls,
Or the one who holds on?"
--KK~
sorry if i post it at reply, i can't post on comment box.
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i'm not afraid to die. but i'm afraid to dry./
"Je ne suis pas daccord avec ce que vous dites, mais je me
battrai jusqu? la mort pour que vous ayez le droit de le dire"
And no problem, I don't mind. Post where you're able.
Have a nice evening. I look forward to your later work.
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"Who breaks the thread, the one who pulls,
Or the one who holds on?"
--KK~
I've never heard Alanis.
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mein herzschlag lässt den boden vibrieren,
ich hab nichts mehr zu verlieren.
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"Who breaks the thread, the one who pulls,
Or the one who holds on?"
--KK~
I love your icons-you do some really great work~
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.avvie by MenInASuitcase.
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"Who breaks the thread, the one who pulls,
Or the one who holds on?"
--KK~
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you better go buy sunglasses,
cause my future is brighhtt
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